The critique was disappointing and not very impressive: Cocaine Bear review.

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And, ladies and gentlemen buckle up your seatbelts and be ready for an adventure of hilariousness! "Cocaine Bear" is an incredible ride, and in many kinds of ways. The movie takes an "bear-y" true story and transforms it into a amusing horror comedy that'll get you laughing, scratching your head and pondering the lives of bears and drug smugglers.
Cocaine Bear As soon as we meet the dashing Andrew C Thornton, played well by Matthew Rhys, you know the audience is in for a wild experience. He's a stylish smuggler as well as grace. He also has a habit of dumping his precious goods in some of the most unlucky spots. He didn't realize at the time he'd by accident create the legend of the century--the "Cocaine Bear!" Let go of what believe that you know about bears and their preference for food. This movie takes a daring opinion and suggests that when bears drink cocaine, they can't only have a good time, they transform into bloodthirsty monsters! Move over, Godzilla and there's a brand new the king of town, and you can find him in a bear with penchant for powdered substances. Our cast of characters including the bumbling police as well as the reckless criminals and innocent passers-by who could not find a way out of a paper bag You'll be amazed. Their collective incompetence is truly an incredible sight. If you ever find yourself at a loss for something to laugh about you can imagine Detective Bob Springs and Officer Reba Mitchell, trying to solve any crime, without accidentally shooting one another. We must not forget our courageous adventurers, Olaf and Elsa. It's not those who appear in "Frozen." The two trekkers stumble across an abundance of Colombian goodies, and prior to when there's a chance to say "Bearzilla," they become an ideal target for Cocaine bear's unstoppable craving. Do you really need anyone to have a Disney princess when there's hissing, running bear on the loose? The movie strikes the perfect blend of comedy and terror it makes you laugh each time, while clutching your popcorn fearfully the next. The body count is higher than hair in your neck and you'll feel like cheering at each death with a wicked enjoyment. It's something like watching National Geographic special hosted by the Grim Reaper. It's time to talk about the showdown that will be a climactic one. Picture this: a waterfall running in the background our family comprising Sari, Dee Dee, and Henry ready to take on this beast called the Cocaine Bear. It's an epic war for the past, accompanied by fireworks, bear roars as well as enough white powder to place Tony Montana (blog post) to shame. And just when you think you've lost the fight but it's then revived thanks to a cocaine explosion! It's a resurgence of epic proportions. Yes "Cocaine Bear" may have its flaws. Editing is as jittery as a caffeinated squirrel that leaves you scratching your heads and asking yourself if that film reel had been used in secret as scratching posts. But fear not, dear viewers, because the bear's CGI truly tops the pack. This bear takes over the show regardless of whether those who edited the show appeared to feel a bit sated their own. This movie is a blend from tension, double crosses, and some unexpected bonds. It's like mixing tequila with bear saliva--unconventional and unforgettable. And as the credits roll and you're leaving the theater with a smile in your eyes, think of what the reviewer's final suggestion was: Do not feed bears anything, especially not heroin or fellow trekkers. You can be sure that this won't end well for anyone involved. So, grab your popcorn, buckle up, and get yourself immersed in the wacky world of "Cocaine Bear." It's an experience unlike any other which will leave you in amazement, and pondering the significance of bears and their secrets of partying potential.